I will just jump into the meat and potatoes now. Utilising my crystal ball and conjuring up the spirits of lost devs I can proclaim that Prison Architect will be a most excellent sim. It has you in charge of the developing, maintaining, and running a virtual prison complete with a crazy assemble of crims.
And here’s the vid on the main page if you don’t feel like clicking.
I remember being thoroughly enthralled (actually obsessed) with Theme hospital back in the day as well as Constructor. Although Prison Architect doesn’t look to have the charm of the earlier titles which people don’t seem to make anymore (que the sad violin) it does seem like it could fill many,many, many hours.